Random Acts of Shark

Blow, winds, and crack your cheeks! rage! blow! You cataracts and hurricanoes, spout Till you have drench’d our peoples, drown’d the Mall! ...

I'm trying to make these darn things easier to read. As such, here are all the stories arranged in the order in which they were writte...

All of this started as a tongue-in-cheek response to a group of overzealous Obama supporters. One compared Obama to Jack Kennedy, another t...

It began in fire. We gasped when we saw it. First a spark, then a flame, then a roaring blaze. Faster than the eye could follow it roared an...

It began in ice. Lieberman’s footfalls were whispery quiet as he descended the rickety wooden staircase. It was unnerving how the planks, em...

It began in ashes. Click. Click. Click. The Scarlet Lady’s heels beat a tattoo that echoed through the stone corridors like a heartbeat. She...

It began in shadow. And it came to pass that, in the city of New York, in the county of New York, in the state of New York, the news of the ...